By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
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Awkward_Science 2

They should've just moved everything around without taking anything as they did, but instead leave a note saying "you'll never figure out what we took". The years of therapy you would have to go through afterward would teach you to get better things.

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soccergurrll 8

FYL, OP when a thief doesn't even want your stuff

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Ilikeurfmls 13

Does this remind anyone else of George Garland and the stuff?

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DocBastard 38

Nah, that note was just an excuse. They were Canadian burglars, so they just felt guilty about making a mess and were too polite to steal anything.

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Dracoboxer357 35

13- I'd be proud of that fact if it were actually true. ;P

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zee12101 11

It's your stuff and you like it. Doesn't matter if they thought it was shitty. Besides it's kinda good thing because they couldn't steal anything.

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BradTheBrony 19

Someone else made the same comment and got buried in shit for it. But NOOOO, DocBastard says it and is praised like a god! There may be JUST A TINY BIT OF BIAS HERE.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

If you don't like my shitty stuff, stay out of my shitty house.

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Dracoboxer357 35

18- I used to live in a somewhat bad part of Winnipeg, where getting your truck broken into was a weekly event for me. I didn't have much of anything of value in there, but having it locked up seemed to present a challenge to the local thieves, as if there Must be gold in it if it's locked! So, they busted my door locks, my door, side window, whatever it took it rummage it and leave. :p So I tried a new strategy: I left it unlocked and I left a couple of dimes and such in the ashtray. Weekend comes and goes, truck's fine. Change was gone, but being unlocked, they simply peeked in, were thrilled for the 30 or 40 cents and left, happy campers. They even made a point of closing the door nicely so the weather didn't ruin the seats. ;P So, shitty truck, no gold, no securing it, no damage. Go figure. Just sharing. ;P

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DocBastard 38

Try that technique where I come from and you'll likely find your seats missing, urine in your air vents, and a family of rats living in the trunk.

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ImmaB3AST 7

Doc- you come from Uganda too?

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coughyochick 7

27- South Central

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darkcrystal87 7

25 - and that would be when ya grab your trusty rifle, camp out on the porch, ol' bird dog by your side ready to go and just wait. Don't forget the beer, that's mission critical. If ya got a good sturdy tree, throw up that tree stand, bet ya they ain't looking up there.

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LunaTics_fml 3

Omg I just bought a new (used) car and every time I turn on the ac I smell pee. Now I know why

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mhopper 13

The nerve! Thank goodness your stuff isn't up to their standards! Hope they don't steal your car on the way out!

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N3766 20

Do you feel lucky they didn't take anything or feel bad because they didn't want to take anything?

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coughyochick 7

Are you that lame that a thief hates your stuff?

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perdix 29

I break into houses and leave a note that says, "I stole everything you own and replaced it with exact replicas."

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coughyochick 7

What if they are the owner of a sex toy shop? Can't explain that, can you?

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perdix 29

Yes, I can. I swap their items with those I got from a competitor's store, carefully transferring bodily fluids between toys so each victim gets an "exact" replica.

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frackhappens 3

Bwahahahahaha! I would have been pissed, but then laughed about it.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

I wouldn't laugh... It would still creep me out that somebody had broken in to my house.

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