By anon - 13/01/2014 01:53 - United States - Bullhead City

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Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML
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Pleonasm 35

"Look, it's hidden in Mommy's dungeon! Quick, get it!"

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thestrangedude 10

At least they didn't call the police first

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inumiko 12

lmao. you have amazing and brave kids! atleast they're not afraid of the monster and wanted to protect their parents. :)

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TcheQ 12

Since when does a quickie last 15min

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rdal_10 0

I seriously just made an acount to say how BADASS your kids are. I mean, sorry about the sex part but you're kids are awesome!

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Gregshelton8611 5

or just say get the **** out and kill it some more... ;-)

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allplayedout 20

YDI for not locking the door. Even bigger YDI if your children are old enough for nerf guns and you still haven't installed locks on your doors.

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juan3611 14

15 minutes is a quicke o. O

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TisAPenguin 16

One of the many reasons I will not have kids.

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kbecks87 16

I'm not sure you know what a quickie is.

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