Intimacy: Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the...

By anon - 13/01/2014 01:53 - United States - Bullhead City

Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 02:00

Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML

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By Ineedit - 26/02/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML

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By Shavaughn Riley - 31/10/2020 23:03 - New Zealand - Kawerau

Today, my girlfriend and I started to be intimate after a run of dry spells. I was looking forward to this, until one of our kids came barging into our room and ruined the moment for the rest of the night. FML

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Monday 13 January 2014 17:35

"Look, it's hidden in Mommy's dungeon! Quick, get it!"

thestrangedude 10

Monday 13 January 2014 17:35

At least they didn't call the police first

Comments

Dman131 10

Wednesday 15 January 2014 5:28

your kids must care a lot about you. they're awesome

bigD9 4

Wednesday 15 January 2014 5:44

Awesome kids but crappy timeing suggest a pillow next time lol

Nastorrian 11

Wednesday 15 January 2014 7:14

Sounds like my wife and I. It is good to see another couple have that much fun too!

Bowmana 14

Wednesday 15 January 2014 9:12

15 minutes is a quickie?

Xotoolyxo 16

Wednesday 15 January 2014 22:44

Wonder what they'll think when they find out daddy's the monster (;

fuckmylife518 15

Thursday 16 January 2014 2:14

Awww that's so cute! Absolutely hilarious and probably mortifying, but also completely adorable!!

xadoringx 29

Thursday 16 January 2014 7:46

That is epic! Lol

Rababco 29

Saturday 1 February 2014 5:32

That's adorable but must've been a really embarrassing moment for you and your husband. At least you know they love you. I hope the kids didn't see too much though. If you don't already have a lock you should get one though.