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By bumpyroad - 17/04/2011 14:29 - Australia

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Cirese Summerrose - 21/09/2019 18:00

Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML

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By Death_Arc_Angel - 22/01/2021 09:09 - Trinidad and Tobago - Fyzabad

Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2020 20:02

Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML

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By quiet_screaming_ - 01/07/2015 02:21 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

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By amethyst334 - 24/08/2021 18:01

Today, after receiving a negative herpes test four months ago, my doctor called me and told me it was a false negative and I’ve been living with herpes for four months. I then had to tell everyone I’ve slept with about it, and worst of all my new boyfriend broke up with me. All in one day. FML

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By lowlife123 - 01/05/2012 03:01 - United States - Manawa

Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML

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By Can’t Cope - 19/11/2017 19:00

Today my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML

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By Piggirl - 13/07/2018 19:00

Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML

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Sunday 17 April 2011 19:08

Maybe your husband lied...?

NomNomMuffin 5

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:08

looks like one of u bitches cheated

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puddy_fml 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:52

That's the spirit!! I've always wanted to be the black Nazi general.

iZDa 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:53

im on my itouch...

Jocupcake 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:53

You can get cold sores/oral herpes easily... I got it when I was super young from drinking out of the same coke can as someone.. And it could easily get transferred if one of them went down on the other

deeshade 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:57

One of ur parents gave it to u through birth,,stAyed dormant,, sucks

mandabn797 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:57

yea someone cheated. duhhh

katiebells 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:57

here's an explanation. s(HE) be(LIE)ve(D).

kaoriblossom 8

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:59

Wow...66, you really need to **** off.

ThatSpartanChick 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 20:00

Cant u get herpes from kissing? Maybe one of you got it from am ex...

urdirtyolduncle 15

Sunday 17 April 2011 20:00

100- you should be telling that to yourself. Boners and I have history and it was a reply to what he said to me before. Dude, WTF? I was talking to him, and only him, when writing my "speech," and didn't care wheathr* others give a rats ass or a dumb blond's 2+2 homework that she calls "Calculus" about.