By bumpyroad - 17/04/2011 14:29 - Australia

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Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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iSwizzle 4

Maybe your husband lied...?

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urdirtyolduncle 15

That doesn't make any sense, unless you're being sarcastic. Go **** yourself, Boners. You sad, stupid, pathetic miserable ****. I bet your life is so insignificant, that you come on this website to relief yourself of suicidal thoughts by looking at your idiotic followers comments of approval. Having a face like that along with buck teeth doesnt help either. Why, the only thing that'll look at you is that possum or mini-me that you got there, and even he, the poor thing, has to turn his head when taking a picture with you. What that possum has to go through just because it has to see that face of yours everyday should be considered animal cruelty. I don't find your comments funny, cleaver, or witty at all. My dog can make better comments on FML posts and he can't even read! All he has to do is go ruff ruff. I'd rather look at my dog squat down and take a crap than at your stupid, overrated comments. Good day and do take my advise. Here, I'll repeat it just in case you were too busy scratching the area where your worthless balls are suppose to be---GO **** YOURSELF!!

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RebelYell14 4

wake up. one of you ain't being true. so why would you go airing this out to the world? just sayin'

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goodluckcharm 0

I'll give both of you the benefit of the doubt that you both were virgins. Assuming you're telling the truth, it is quite possible one of you had a cold sore, and it will come up that you have herpes even if you have a cold sore and you went down on each other and gave it to each other. I know people who've had that happen to them when just a person had a cold sore on their mouth. But yes, both of your lives suck.

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shanks0341 0

cold sores isn't the same thing as genital herpes look it up dumb asses

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manbizzle 1

yes but OPs husband or OP could have had oral sex prior to marriage on someone else who did have genital herpes. you can get herpes from oral sex.

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catatonicsleep 17

it is the same dumbass, the same virus.

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goodluckcharm 0

@shanks0341, it is under the same category as some people have said. listen, i have friends who caught herpes from oral so i would know what i'm talking about, especially when i hear it from friends who have experienced it without having actual sex with someone either. one of my friends told me she caught herpes when this guy had a cold sore on his lip even tho she didn't have sex with him when she caught it. it's type 2. @manbizzle @catatonicsleep, agreed.

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1luckys0b 0

one of ya likes ******

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Bikrbum 6

Someone was lying about being a virgin or someone has strayed.

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marleybob3110 2

that sucks but the cole soar thing is possible?

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SteelCladAngel 0

it's cold sore you dipshit

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SteelCladAngel 0

it's cold sore you dipshit

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ardencred 7

maybe your husband is somebody else's ride

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puddy_fml 0

Why do you people insist on taking him so seriously? He clearly doesn't care one way or the other about your advice or what you think. And he is clearly being sarcastic. Chill out for ***** sake. I like Boners. I found the comment funny.

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