Boners, not that you or your army of **** lovers would care, but I will say this because it's relevant to your comment, that I am very skilled in swiftly converting my pensive thoughts into words, be it any sort of literature such as comments, poems or essays. Also, "tough" English courses in college are an easy A for me, without even having to try hard. My point is that no, it didn't take that long to construct such comment. The only thing is long, however, is the wait i had to endure to post it and that dick that's up your ass, which would be, as DocBastard would put it, the cause of your assholeria.

haha omg akward..

Here's a simple explanation: One of you is lying. Since you submitted the FML, it's probably your hubby.

Or maybe OP is the one lying, and is posting this FML to make people think she is innocent and/or make herself believe she is innocent.

Calm your collective balls, please.

y does it have to be the husband that cheated ;o

Maybe you guys interacted with someone with the herpes virus, & you know what kind of interaction I'm taking about;)

well obviously one of u cheated.

one of you was OBVIOUSLY not a virgin

Very well. I shall stop only because the wise Sirin The Great has commanded me to do so.