By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
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finn_fml 0

i dont get the "i name one kid, you name the other" mentality. why dont you just work together to find a name you both like?

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Shiniku 0

"Make-believe cartoon character"?! Whoa whoa whoa, you've gone too far, there. Besides, it's a totally cool name, you must admit.

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Dhamy 0

I'm sorry, but I think that's friggen great, and hilarious. I would love him even more for that.

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Qeynos 0

#46- You don't get hired for being named john just like you won't get fired for being named jack

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thefauxjew 0

hahaha #22. hell yeah, im gonna do that. and then name my son Morpheus. props to the OP for the inspiration. seriously, if the kid thinks it's a stupid name, he can change it. if not, let him keep it. it is his name after all.

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markh110 0

How is this an FML? That's AWESOME! And FYI, Kratos is indeed real. He's a God from Greek mythology.

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white_mouse 0

You should never give up naming rights. HELLO, YOU'RE THE ONE SUFFERING THROUGH PREGNANCY & BIRTH. D< While I feel like yes, I'd love the father of my son to think of the name because I'm obsessed with having daughters, I'd never give an ultimatum. Odd fictional characters' names are for your pets, not your children. Ask your husband what he'd think if he found out he was named for his father's favorite video game character when he was born. Shameful, it is.

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XAnNiHiLaTiOn 6

Kratos isn't just a videogame name dumbass he's a greek god

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guinness_fml 0

That name is awesome. Your son will be a man among boys

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RockOutLoud 0

Not gonna lie that's a really awesome name. Whose gonna mess with a kid named Kratos? Especially after they see the game....Kratos is the biggest BA ever.

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NatePribble 3

I was going to name my son Kratos, but my fiance wouldn't let me. :(

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MoonTiger 4

This ain't no FML, Kratos is a frickin' cool name

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