By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 564
You deserved it 31 981

Same thing different taste

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i dont get the "i name one kid, you name the other" mentality. why dont you just work together to find a name you both like?

"Make-believe cartoon character"?! Whoa whoa whoa, you've gone too far, there. Besides, it's a totally cool name, you must admit.

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wowfmlife 0

Don't name him Kratos, think of all the money you'll have to spend on his video games. But Seriously, Kratos doesn't work for just anyone. If he's some wimpy nerd named Kratos, he's just going to get made fun of more. And when he's older, like 45 or 50, he will not appreciate this. I can see naming him Kratos of your first kid is like Athena or something, but "these are my two kids, Sarah and Kratos" just doesn't work. Give the kid a normal name and save him the embarassment. I agree with #46

Yeah, give the kid a normal name, allow him to easily lubricate his way into the fold of cud chewing cattle. Express your wishes that he be "LIKE EVERYONE ELSE" Turn your back on hope and love and individuality. I'm still voting for "STILLBORN"

I know a guy who named his kid Peter-Optimus. Consider yourself lucky.

Make it like a middle name, so it's not so dumb looking. Expecially if he ends up going to Greece, they won't give him hell.

wowfmlife 0

#72 Because pets don't have to go on job interviews and won't get made fun of in school

oobergoober 0

Have you never read mythology?! I can tell you haven't.lol Don't make that sort of mistake in wording again, or else what you say will sound silly and not terrible.

What's wrong with having a name that few others in the WORLD will have?? Originality at it's best ay? This is not an FML anyways...it would be a FHL..but i wouldn't put it that far anyways. Also. It's not a fake game. So nice job on that. And the name itself is real. Read up on it some. It means Strength. How badass is it to have a name that means strength? **** you.

Get out! That's a righteous name! ,,/>.

Name your kid Tyberious, it goes with any last name.

this is perhaps one of the coolest FML's ever