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Tell him to just BEAT IT the next time.
MJ didn't molest anybody! OP, if my husband and I didn't do silly things like that I would be really sad. If you can't laugh and have fun in the bedroom you must have a boring sex life.
I'm getting kind of tired of all these "I have no sense of humor in bed" FMLs. Really...FML is f*** my LIFE...is your whole LIFE really impacted by such a small comical moment?
I don't get it. It's his ******. He can chose to make whatever noises he wants to during HIS ******. OP, get a life and a sense of humor.
Lol
Really? I prefer singing "Another one bites the dust!" by Freddie Mercury.
And this is an FML . . . why?
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jamonaaaaa!!!!! HEeHEe
Its your husband.. Who cares if he makes a joke like that.. As long as he doesnt do it all the time :)