Love and Animals: Today, my husband of 5 months admitted he is jealous of my dog....

By minimazing - 07/10/2018 05:00

Today, my husband of 5 months admitted he is jealous of my dog. I've had the dog for 16 years. He admits to wanting to drop it off at the shelter while I'm at work. FML

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By Lissy - 05/01/2021 14:02

Today, and everyday since we got a puppy in March, my husband is jealous of the puppy who follows me everywhere. He was the one that wanted the puppy and now he practically hates it. FML

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By cclllc - 14/08/2012 09:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML

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Bad omen

By Anonymous - 18/06/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend apparently lied to me when he'd said we could get a dog one day. I bought a puppy for him in secret but as soon as he saw it he was all, "What the hell is that? We’re not keeping it." It’s now with his parents, as he didn’t want it overnight or even in the house. FML

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By Lilly - 30/10/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML

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By hannamacintosh - 25/07/2016 14:13 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I told my husband that I think he has ADHD. He was offended and began to argue, then he got distracted by a dog outside. FML

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By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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By *sneeze* - 29/11/2018 12:00

Today, it's my wife's birthday. Since I had work, I gave her $200 to spend on herself and left. When I came back with dinner and the movie she wanted, I found her with a dog. She is very attached to him because the shelter was going to put him down. I love him, but I'm allergic to dogs. FML

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Call the cops

By Shelby1992 - 29/09/2022 02:30

Today, I dumped my boyfriend. He responded with kidnapping my dog while I was at work. He texted me a picture of him holding a piece of chocolate to his mouth, threatening to feed it to him if I didn’t get back with him. I took him back because I can’t bear my life without my dog. FML

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Man's best friend

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 22:00

Today, my estranged husband told me he’s sad that he lost the dog. He didn’t mention anything about losing me, his wife. FML

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You deserved it 450

Petty

By Kamilah - 03/05/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I learned that my husband “accidentally” let the dog out and allowed her to be eaten by an alligator because I got a male coworker, who is also a good friend of mine, a birthday present. We had an argument about our friendship, which apparently bothers him. I’d had that dog since I was a junior in high school. FML

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whiskey'swino 15

Sunday 7 October 2018 5:07

Husband needs to be taken to a shelter. Jerk.

cdaspirit 15

Sunday 7 October 2018 6:20

I hope your dog is chipped god forbid he really does that

Comments

Shawnie Gallant 24

Sunday 7 October 2018 16:39

Time for doggy day care! Bill your husband.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 7 October 2018 16:52

Wow, that's petty and downright cruel. I'd say drop HIM off at the shelter and see how HE likes it. But how did the dog situation not come up before you were married?

JamesFuckingBond 13

Sunday 7 October 2018 19:28

Honey just throw the whole husband away

TheSminty1 17

Sunday 7 October 2018 20:51

Why? Can't he wait a week before nature does what nature does

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 7 October 2018 22:07

I’m glad he admitted it. I just hope the conversation that came after was NOT about how you have to change and show the dog less attention and WAS about how your husband has to change to manage his unreasonable jealousy.