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By doomed - 11/02/2015 00:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, my husband recited to me the name and model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did and roughly where to find them. Last month, he forgot my birthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML

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Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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By Dejected - 07/12/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML

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Wednesday 11 February 2015 7:29

Who has time for women where you have doom!

spatula232 25

Wednesday 11 February 2015 7:30

Someone's doomed

Comments

icepick23 12

Wednesday 11 February 2015 16:29

If you think he loves Doom that much, but has somehow not played in ten years, you likely do not even know your own hubby.

sirrubberduckie 35

Wednesday 11 February 2015 16:39

FYL9000, amirite?

HunterMark 14

Wednesday 11 February 2015 17:20

If it matters, the birthday event has occurred only 6 times since your marriage. He has played doom over million times. Go figure.

jacoposki 14

Wednesday 11 February 2015 17:56

Oh boo hoo, he remembers everything about a great past time of his early years, so what? There is absolutely no relation between this and the ability to remember dates. Of course it's not "YDI", but most surely it isn't FYL either. Mostly should be WDYEC? (Why do you even care?)

FFDP 5

Wednesday 11 February 2015 18:37

Instill remember every hidden area, item and shortcuts in super Mario 1 and 3 on regular Nintendo and I haven't played that in forever. It's muscle memory....and in today's world most people don't remember dates, that's what Facebook is for...

JKPwnage 27

Wednesday 11 February 2015 19:24

Plot twist: one-month-late surprise party

Tashido 12

Wednesday 11 February 2015 19:57

he probably played doom a lot more than he celebrated your birthday tho lol

nitrog100 21

Wednesday 11 February 2015 21:46

I still remember the infinite ammo cheat from Republic Commando. Pause, Y, Y, X, Down, RT, LT, RT, Up. Your birthday has only happened a couple of times in his life; Doom is forever.