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By doomed - 11/02/2015 00:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, my husband recited to me the name and model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did and roughly where to find them. Last month, he forgot my birthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML

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You deserved it 3 799

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband spent all day on Skyrim trying out trick archery shots, things like shooting the butterflies, shooting a running rabbit, shooting himself by firing into the air. Meanwhile, I’d been at work, the kitchen was a mess, he didn’t walk the dog, and he missed my Amazon delivery. FML

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By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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By jolene11 - 17/05/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML

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By Merry F-ing birthmas - 20/12/2020 11:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, as he has all day for the last 3 days, my husband has been playing Cyberpunk 2077. However, it's my birthday. When I mentioned this fact, I was told to just walk the 4 miles to the store and buy a cake, "if it matters so much." I have celiac and he spent our grocery money on the game. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 05:42 - United States - Calera

Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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By Dejected - 07/12/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML

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19990231 29

Wednesday 11 February 2015 7:29

Who has time for women where you have doom!

spatula232 25

Wednesday 11 February 2015 7:30

Someone's doomed

Comments

spookyboy 20

Wednesday 11 February 2015 13:02

Something's stick better than others I guess...

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Wednesday 11 February 2015 13:10

Well, he has known Doom longer than you.

mannatee 19

Wednesday 11 February 2015 13:14

Ok you have to admit that is really impressive

Pyro3000 6

Wednesday 11 February 2015 13:54

Think I'm the same with the original Pokemon games.

JustACasualRock 7

Wednesday 11 February 2015 14:07

Not meaning to be a dick or anything but thats actually really impressive

vikky538 28

Wednesday 11 February 2015 14:27

your husband is a gamer you should know that before you marry him...

thecman25 14

Wednesday 11 February 2015 14:59

true gamer

xM00RILLAx 10

Wednesday 11 February 2015 15:17

I still remember the invincibility cheat code for a game I haven't played in at least 6-7 years, so this is understandable to me

siggy_mcsigx 22

Wednesday 11 February 2015 16:03

A lot of people need birthday reminders......

deejayharry1 11

Wednesday 11 February 2015 16:26

it doesn't mean he loves you less, men will be men

limabeans101029 20

Wednesday 11 February 2015 17:28

"Men will be men"?! I agree that it doesn't mean he loves her any less, but you do not forget your significant other's birthday, whatever your gender is. I'd feel absolutely terrible if I forgot something like that.

Mr23 9

Friday 13 February 2015 15:45

#64, I regularly forget my own age (luckily I know the year and can work back from that). If it wasn't for Social Networks, I would probably not know what anyone's birthday was. ever.