By doomed - 11/02/2015 00:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, my husband recited to me the name and model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did and roughly where to find them. Last month, he forgot my birthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML
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19990231 29

Who has time for women where you have doom!

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jentrynicole 20

He might have grown up playing Doom, it's amazing what your mind can remember from your childhood. Hopefully he starts to remember your birthday and other important dates though.

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goodhubby 16

As an avid player of all games doom, I can honestly say that your husband needs to play doom 4 when I comes out. Buy it for him on your next birthday. He will never forget your birthday again.

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CaptDanielle 12

Miiiight not have been 10 years.. Just sayin

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PainfullyObvious 10

How are there even any YDI? Sorry OP, we all can be forgetful sometimes. My dad forgets his wedding anniversary every year, I come to the rescue, but that doesn't make him love his wife any less.

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HyunnK 18

From either accidents or just people being dicks. Happens in every FML.

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doodlecloud 26

Or possibly people didn't think it was that terrible so voted ydi as a way of voting against fyl. If that makes sense.

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chillandfun 12

It's like muscle memory when it comes to certain video games. Unfortunately you're not included in his "muscle memory" apparently.

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esther23_fml 11

He SAYS he hasn't played Doom, but he probably has. He's a man after all.

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Pyro3000 6

He probably just played a lot as a child. I can remember the entire layout of some mario levels and I remember all the original pokemon, their moves, their locations, their types, and when they evolve. You remember things from your childhood for life if it had a lot of repetition. Your brain is a sponge when you're young.

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j_cat187 19

To me the only memorable girl from a fps is Shodan.

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