By Hannah - 21/12/2010 17:01 - United States

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Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML
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lifeactuallyrulz 0

sounds like a compliment to me

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lexi365 20

haha fail. my boyfriend gaveup his xbox for me :)

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fearfulsymmetry 1

Something tells me you're a controlling bitch and forced your boyfriend to pick you over video games because you're needy as hell(and felt threatened by a silly game console). But, hey, it's only an assumption, and I could be wrong. ;)

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fearfulsymmetry 1

"Oh no, my significant other likes video games more than intimate interaction with me, FML, FML, FML." It's getting old, shut the **** up.

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jennayyydoll 0

That's amazing. I'm a girl and I say that shit to my bf. Black Ops ftw!

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meintx 9

Next time he's playing walk by with a vibrator and tell him you have your own joystick. LOL

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CountryBoy1993 0

ummm guess ur no good in bed then

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jfarrow9703 11

Yeah I like chopper gunner to but nothin beats driving that little RC-XD car into someone and killing their asses, except maybe a DEATH MACHINE spinning up!!!!!

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yay_knee 3

Well it's hard getting a chopper gunner and it really is exiting. I've gotten a chopper gunner at least 10 times and I always scream in excitement. (I once got a chopper gunner and had just called it when the game ended- I was pissed) So next time just try something sexier or wear kinky clothes to get him excited. (Or just watch a whole bunch of **** and take notes)

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