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By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 20:59 - Canada - Owen Sound

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Today, my husband sent me a text before heading home from work. All it said was, "Need a fuck. Backed up to hell. You're about to shower face first in a fire hydrant." Love you too, hun. FML
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Coop817 19

I think he's horny. I may be wrong though.

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robo_thunder 13

He really has a way with words

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Breathe... So are we still writing all our actions? Blink...

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supportcommand 17

Laughed out loud. Blink. Blink. Started typing, going to finish up now. Blink. Validate button.

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ICastillo 24

At least he gave you fair warning before you got the high pressured hose. It can hurt when it unexpected.

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perdix 29

With husbands like that, who needs enemas? He does. Once you break up the logjam, he'll start doing more conventional dirty talk.

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theneatoburrito 8

*A text Silly Canadians and their grammar.

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theycallmekitty 13

I don't know about y'all but hearing that would totally turn me on...

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ldoonngg 5

She's a freak... Lol ;)

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theycallmekitty 13

I just assumed everyone likes taking it to the face.

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Yourheadache 19

Good to know I'm not the only one.

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fml121785 14

Is that what happened to your face 55?!? 0.o

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Agree! Sounds like a text from my boyfriend.

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memjkm 4

You shall make an excellent **** star one day lol

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notverysuperdean 9

Guess I'm going to Georgia

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Haystack85 5

Will you have the same name on your website ...?

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Twisted_Angel 17

lmao, well on the plus side, you know he's still sexually attracted to you...

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naya_bingi 11

I'm curious as to how you responded back...

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poccocurantes 7

That is a man under pressure. Horny, constipated and has to pee. Or he has voice recognition on his phone and he is stuck in traffic.

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limerx 1

If he gets stuck in traffic on the way home he might have a little problem ... what will his wife think when he arrives late with a blown wad?

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InUrArea 4

Well I think it's a good thing. He must be hot for you

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