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He's a dumbass. Tell him to shape up or put some socks on or he's forced to sleep in the dog house until further notice.
huh? is that a huge reason for having a ****** up life? wooo.. nails :/ !
Give him an option, sleep on the couch, or sleep in bed with cut toenails! He has no excuse to injure you like that, laugh about it, and then ignore the situation.
did you require tectanus?
Ewwww.... what if it got infected? When he's sleeping get the nail clipper and cut them and if he wakes up tell him to shut up.
YDI for being married to a hillbilly.
Start some gross habit such as, farting or burbing loudly in publin, preferably something that he doesnt like and when he asked you to quit just say i'll quit when you cut your disgusting toe nails. First they're probably ruining his socks, second he needs to grow up and third its just disgusting.
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SLIP SOMETHING IN HIS DRINK AND THEN CUT THEM sorry about the caps, i'd fix it but im too lazy
Make him sleep on the couch. Or the porch, if you don't have a couch.