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By ewww - 03/12/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long, nasty toenails in the leg while he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband and doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them. FML
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GR3453m0nk3y 4

SLIP SOMETHING IN HIS DRINK AND THEN CUT THEM sorry about the caps, i'd fix it but im too lazy

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aback 4

Make him sleep on the couch. Or the porch, if you don't have a couch.

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quivx 7

Cut them for him. So short they bleed.

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Lisa89 3

He has to trim them if they're harming you. Geeze.

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xclegend613 0

better hope you didn't get any toe jam in that gash

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israelnotjacob 20

I don't buy this one for a second. I could believe they'd cut you, but not to the point where you'd need stitches.

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tymarie2012 31

any sharp/long objects can pierce skin if enough pressure is applied.

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ONExLOVE_fml 4

what does isreal have to do with this FML?

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ama17 0

At first I thought, how could something stupid like this happen...? Oh...Kentucky... lol

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LeverPuller 5

Ugh I'm so glad my boyfriend sleeps in socks. ._.

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lmaoatyourlife 0

I agree with #45, cut them while he sleeps. He's an idiot, 3 stitches? Its not going to pain him to cut his toenails. What a selfish douchebag.

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