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By Mimi - 16/04/2013 01:35 - United States - Vallejo

Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML

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Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML

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Today my boyfriend overeats when he is upset, and normally keeps tight hold of his diet to control his weight. He assures me he’s happy about it, but since I told him I’m pregnant 3 weeks ago, he’s put on 28 pounds. FML

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Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML

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Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML

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Lose the boyfriend, not the weight

By Amanda G Rich - 25/11/2020 02:02

Today, yet again. my boyfriend told me I'm getting fat, even after I told him to stop and that it's affecting my mental health. I had an eating disorder previously, and now I'm thinking about going back to just eating an apple a day. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:20

I suggest you tape the ultrasound to his forehead.

bott_fml 4

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:20

Sounds like you're going to have to point it out to him. Your husband doesn't seem too bright.

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oj101 33

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:31

Let's just pray the baby doesn't get his father's brains or your genetic predisposition of easily becoming overnight.

01Ben21 10

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:32

This is when Bill Engvall would say, "Here's your sign."

lambda_fml 40

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:32

Just hope the child doesnt get your husband's 'intelligence' genes.

karlcolt45 19

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:40

I'm a junk food aficionado myself, but even I haven't had an ultrasound to commemorate my food babies

Mimitrixie 11

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:54

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Grand_Cookie 21

Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:12

Was this an attempt at observational humor? Or are you just married to a dick?

Ginerio 2

Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:33

Just because you're pregnant doesn't mean you should start munching junk food.

lilledun 11

Tuesday 16 April 2013 10:45

She never ate junkfood in the first place, Einstein

Ameel_fml 19

Tuesday 16 April 2013 11:00

Why not? Junk food is yummy and pregnant women get cravings. If anything, it's the perfect time to start munching junk food.

buckley91 9

Tuesday 16 April 2013 12:50

She's pregnant... Junk food or not she's going to gain some weight.

fuckery16 13

Tuesday 16 April 2013 14:57

25- You don't know that she didn't eat junk food, moron. It clearly says in the FML that her husband has been seeing her eat junk food, even if she is pregnant. Being pregnant does not excuse eating loads of junk food, it's unhealthy for the mother, and the baby. And you'll just gain more weight if you eat junk food while you're pregnant.