By Mimi - 16/04/2013 01:35 - United States - Vallejo

Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 788
You deserved it 5 759
Valentine's Day: Love and Maladresse
Discover romantic anecdotes with a touch of awkwardness - because nothing expresses love better than a little discomfort! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Welshite 39

I suggest you tape the ultrasound to his forehead.

228 6
bott_fml 4

Sounds like you're going to have to point it out to him. Your husband doesn't seem too bright.

128 7

Comments

jem970 19

Why can't we be like sea horses and have the males be the ones to carry the kids?

6 2
love_me_electric 20

It depends on how much you've gained and how far along you are. If you're still in your first trimester and you've put on 20 pounds, the majority of that is not 'baby weight.' A lot of women use pregnancy as an excuse to eat whatever they want, and it's not healthy for the baby. Not to mention you'll have a harder time losing the weight after giving birth.

6 1
jeff_757 5

A girl at work submitted an ultrasound printout in her sick leave excuse for work. They had a party for her. The ultrasound printout was of her kidney stones.

4 0
stormchaser24 24

Well, if you are pregnant you should not be eating "junk food" a lot.

1 6
whY402Jay 12

What's up with husbands slackin a lot lately?

2 3
RedPillSucks 31

Bad generalizations are bad. Not all (or even most) men are like that.

0 0
skyeyez9 24

Being pregnant isn't a free for all to gorge on every food available. My sister in law literally went to Dairy Queen everyday to eat an oreo cookie blizzard, ate 2-3 helpings of food during dinner (excusing it as eating for two) then complained about gaining 85lbs during her pregnancy. But I dont know if that is your case, or your hubby is being a jerk and seeing a "baby bump" as fat.

7 2
crazytwinsmom 25

Tell him you'll lay off the junk food if he lays off the jackass juice.

2 0