Intimacy: Today, my husband told my mother-in-law that we're trying to...

By crazy mother in law - 17/12/2012 18:48

Today, my husband told my mother-in-law that we're trying to have a baby. She decided to call me and explain in extreme detail what positions to try, and when. FML

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So frustraaaatiiiiiing

By Anonymous - 10/05/2023 16:00 - Tanzania

Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML

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Not now!

By Ineedit - 26/02/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML

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By Xandar - 09/11/2018 17:30

Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:12 - United States

Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 06:06 - United States - Friendswood

Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML

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Inappropriate but funny

By um... maybe - 12/03/2013 22:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping my father-in-law out at a family barbecue. Somehow, the topic turned to grand-children, at which point I confessed that my wife has been having trouble conceiving. His response was to boom: "Sure you've been putting it in the right hole, son?!" FML

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Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML

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Not gonna happen

By Anonymous - 28/07/2021 08:01

Today, my wife and I are supposed to be trying for another baby. We've tried once in the last 7 weeks. FML

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No thanks, mom

By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 08:00

Today, my crazed and very hormonal pregnant mother told me that I should get pregnant too, so that we can be "preggo buddies." I'm 15. FML

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Monday 17 December 2012 23:12

As least she's supportive of you two.

Pleonasm 35

Monday 17 December 2012 23:14

I guess that puts you in an awkward position.

Comments

mega20913 8

Tuesday 18 December 2012 8:59

she's just trying to help

neenubob 4

Tuesday 18 December 2012 9:05

Well that must have put you in an awkward position!

Pix3lJunk 12

Tuesday 18 December 2012 11:00

I love her, she's awesome!

bwzwally8 15

Tuesday 18 December 2012 13:21

She's trying to help you out. Sounds awesome to me.

SaltukBugraHan 8

Tuesday 18 December 2012 15:27

When?!? She must be REALLY experienced...

kingsian 15

Tuesday 18 December 2012 16:48

Lol damn ok lol

icepick23 12

Tuesday 18 December 2012 19:56

That horny lass!

kevsandy303 12

Tuesday 18 December 2012 21:52

That's horrible!

becka311 6

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:27

You poor girl..

sulitak 27

Thursday 14 March 2013 10:26

My MIL offered to buy me camo lingerie because "she knew her son would like it." I looked at him.. his response was "Mom shut up. that's creepy. and anyways you're wrong"