Haha I know you're right about her intentions being honorable, but reading "trying to connect" over "I think swallowing cum is gross too" just made me giggle. Just reading the slew of stories about the first time they've slurped semen by commenters kind of ruined my early morning ice-cream ritual for today.

Never eat and fml. I thought we'd all gone over this? I still do it, but I'm one sick bastard.

@71, you should know better than to get on FML if you plan on eating in the very near future haha

#71 I think you made it a whole lot worse when you used the phrase "slurped semen."

@86 but FML is the best site to read while you eat! Or is it only me? Whatever, I FML over lunch errday, all day. Manly! *punches own gut*

Well it's not fun when a guy cums in your mouth and the taste is bad, but once it's in your mouth it's faster to just swallow than to look for a place to spit... But that's not what would make someone, at least in my experience, unless you have a horribly weak stomach, to throw up. It would be the gag reflex. When cum is being pretty much shot down your throat it's a pretty gross sensation that even though I do not personally have gag reflex, pushes it. My point though is that its the feeling not the taste..

#71 Early morning icecream ritual? Unless that's a Euphemism for something, in which case ew gross no one wants to know that thanks for sharing, tmi >:p, then that's still gross. Ice cream for breakfast, smfh

What would also be good is telling your boyfriend to tell you when he's about to cum, so you can prepare yourself for it.

Since when is swallowing the same as deep-throating?

#94, read it again and maybe it becomes more clear.

What is the deal with people being so judgemental about other people's sex practices? Blow jobs are not a must for a healthy sex life.

I never had sex but I'm not looking forward doing this... Disgusting!

you don't have to do it if you don't want to. nobody is holding a dick down your throat

Good for you. That's not helping. This is the third comment I read in which s.o is judging them becaude their sex life is "boring"

40- You don't know what their regular sex life is. She might be mostly into anal or giving foot-jobs for all you know. Just because swallowing semen is something different for them doesn't mean she's been going missionary the entire time.

#55 didnt think of that. Good point! And to OP...flavored condoms can help...no swallowing needed!

Very true, but off topic, the fml said oral was what was spicing it up, not that simply swallowing was their change up. Every comment I've read so far seems to be trying to make that distinction that it was just swallowing that was the problem when that was not the case.

How is it foreplay if he already cums?

No. No. No. No. The only NEW thing that 50 Shades taught me before I gave it back to my boss midway through (due to shitty writing) is that using someone else's toothbrush is "exhilarating" and that my "inner goddess" is constantly mirroring my emotions. That book is bullshit.

Your boss?

My boss. She's the shit because she's sweet and personable but also very unprofessional.

Omg 56, thank you for saying it! Those books were horrifically written.

Not only bullshit, but equates BDSM with abusive, stalking behavior, and teaches that spanking someone for not being comfortable with spanking is normal. I wouldn't recommend that book to anyone.

Good advice.. Up to the 50 shades of grey.. There are plenty of real karma sutra books and sexual advice books that are not... That abomination.

50 Shades? really? Or OP could try a real book about kink, not a pile of shit Twilight fanfic