By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my husband was leaving for a long business trip to Germany. As he was leaving, my daughter started crying. "Don't leave me with her !' she said. 'Take me with you !' FML
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BenignScientists 0

Awww, daddy's little girl ... wait, how old is she? because if she's like ... 16, this takes on a whole different meaning!

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GloomySkyz 0

Honestly not a FML, This happens to people alot. Its just little kids, I don't understand why people can't take they don't know half of what they're saying because of manner development as they get older.

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Yug_Tnacifingisn 0

I have two 'daddy's girls' and my wife has to deal with it every day. The funny thing is, I'm the stricter one...:P It could be worse, the son of the guy who used to live one floor down from us started calling me "Daddy"!

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genius_man16 0

Seriously? This isn't an FML. Besides the fact that we don't know the daughters age this is just things kids do. I'll bet you every doller i have that she is under 5. In which case you shouldn't put much stock in it and should get some more self-confidence. Sheesh.

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MrRandomness 0

"Don't leave me with my mom! She has spaces between her exclamation points! LOL

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zidane312 0

Ew, I hope that never happens to me.

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rukusrazor 0

I'm with you sister. I'd love to have a stein mug full of Spaten in Germany right now!

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mattmag 0

Why wouldn't your daughter want to go on a vacation to Germany?

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anjtrg_1112 23

I know right? I'm 16 and I would've done the same thing if my dad was going to Germany (: well, maybe I'd be more polite, but you know what I mean (:

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LandD_fml 0

lol #25 beat me to it! why are there space between your sentences and your exclamation points?? that looks ridiculous and your daughter is probably scared of her unintelligent mother!

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anjtrg_1112 23

This actually made me laugh lol! Also, I hate it when people put spaces in between punctuation or type all their words in caps. It doesn't make you look cool, it makes you look stupid (: make up your own language if you want to mess it up, don't make English even more messed up than it is now!

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Ravemaster7 0

lol @ 25 and 29, exactly what I was going to say. When will people learn that English is not your own language to make up as you choose? :-p and your daughter will be fine after a little beating. No one treats their kids to a healthy beating anymore. Remind her how dick it is to be mean to mommy >:3 (jk!)

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dancin303 0

so you and your daughter get in fights. your the bad cop he is the good cop. dont take it to personally

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o0ginger0o 7

Good grief, you've been a parent long enough to have a talking kid and you seriously think THIS means your life is ******? Wow, you have a rough road ahead as a parent.

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