Kids: Today, my husband was leaving for a long business trip to Germany....

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my husband was leaving for a long business trip to Germany. As he was leaving, my daughter started crying. "Don't leave me with her !' she said. 'Take me with you !' FML

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By divorced - 07/03/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I said to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said, "Mommy, I don't want to leave." She wasn't talking to me. FML

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By Shoutout1011 - 15/04/2017 22:00

Today, my 6-month-old daughter decided she'd scream every time I'd answer her cries instead of her daddy. He just left for a 12-hour shift at work. Only 11 more hours to go. FML

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Today, I told my fiancé he needed to spend at least one night a week at home with his daughter or we will pack up and leave. He responded by getting a suitcase. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 00:01

Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 23:04

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 15:01 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2021 14:01

Today, my mom died of COVID. As I was crying in her hospital room, my husband asked if it was OK for him to leave to take a business call, and our daughter asked if she could leave because she was bored and wanted to meet her boyfriend at a bar. FML

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By Pip - 23/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML

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BenignScientists 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:05

Awww, daddy's little girl ... wait, how old is she? because if she's like ... 16, this takes on a whole different meaning!

GloomySkyz 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 12:12

Honestly not a FML, This happens to people alot. Its just little kids, I don't understand why people can't take they don't know half of what they're saying because of manner development as they get older.

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madame_malfoy 4

Wednesday 20 May 2009 17:34

...and your point is...? I always wanna go everywhere my dad does...since I was a little girl, and I'm now 18...he goes to look at tools or buy lumber, andi play tag along for the last 14 years...im into the same stuff as my dad...and i get candy to boot LMAO

Dogmaw 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 17:48

#17 has it right, I think. It's more about missing her dad than not liking you. /shrug Don't take it personally.

Yeoman 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 18:24

Im also with #17, dont worry about it. This really isnt a FML, your daughter doesn't like you. So what? Kids arent supposed to like their parents.

ohhboyy 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 18:25

LMFAO

Ruthie 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 19:17

Heh. When my sister was little and my mom tried making her obey while in public by grabbing her hand or pulling her along, she'd randomly yell 'STOP BEATING ME!'.