By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 13:31 - United States - Akron

Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML
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detectivedipsiht 12

are you sure about that #19. are you sure that everyone, everywhere in the world does not care. have you asked all 7+ billion people if they care? didn't think so.

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detectivedipsiht 12

thank you. it is my dream job to a dipshit detective. kind of like Bill Murray in The Man Who Knew Little.

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randome101 12

Not sure what game that is since they only go up to 10

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TheLonesomeGamer 17

Modern warfare 3 goes to 20th prestige I just wanted you to know haha I'm passing through my FML's for the day and I feel like helping people :D

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lifein2014 13

I would have gave him the discount lol he earned it

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OhWhoCares 42

No. Members of the military go through a lot for their countries and some never come back. Playing a stupid video game will never be equal to what members of the military experience and it's extremely disrespectful to imply otherwise.

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JBChristian 47

Why is #50 getting voted down? The stupid idiot didn't earn anything close to a veteran.

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McMelons 9

Oh waaaa! Stop being so precious about it. My brother is an injured solider and he would have laughed at this. People need to stop being so sensitive about everything.

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anormalperson 25

#13 So if a kid can press a few buttons and kill a few video game characters, you should be treated like being a real soldier who risks their lives everyday? I don't think so...

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njgohard 16

Every time I gain hope in humanity, shit like this happens.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Then get off this site. Are you expecting posts like "today somebody saved my life. FML" on this site or something?

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steveykinz0967 16

Well maybe he's very persuasive and will actually save some money getting a discount

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gracehi 31

Reminds me of something my RDC told us at boot camp. He said he once saw an application from a potential recruit to join the Navy that was pretty silly. Under "Previous military experience," the applicant had written "Call of Duty." I don't know why some morons think COD is in any way comparable to actually serving. I might as well claim to be a city planner because I used to play SIM City, or a lion tamer because I play Pokemon.

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weveallbeenthere 30

can't use those words. I'm sure you will be moderated very soon.

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trellz17 19

Kill their own child? How rational.

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anormalperson 25

kill it with fire!

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weveallbeenthere 30

yeah, that sounds reasonable. You should take his call of duty and hide it for a month.

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MegroKitty 8

that is torture. I would kill someone if they took my COD for a month.

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mosquito19 14

wow, that's advanced level of stupidity. he deserves more video games as reward.

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BrutusAurelius 2

This isn't stupid This is... ADVANCED STUPID!

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