By Sadfaic - 23/01/2012 02:59 - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML
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Miguemex95 4

Sorry OP :( I think you are better off without him.

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bitchpleasemike 7

didn't they believe the neighbor? and couldn't they smell the alcohol? wow...FYL

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bitter3ulogy 0

Didnt they see he is drunk?

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TPSerigne 9

He should probably get lost forever next time.

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Colonel_Lexi 18

What a bastard, next time you see him put laxatives in his alchohol.

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jpallan 3

Wait, the police believed him? How are you posting an FML from jail?

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GoW_Chick 14

I feel your pain I didn't know my father until I was 14, and went to live with him for awhile to get to know him better, it consisted of him being permanently drunk, telling me how awful my mom is, and getting beer bottles and his fists thrown at me, worst part is no one believed me, because he was such a "great" guy, I haven't been in contact with him since. Sorry to get a little serious FMLers, but I felt I had to share, abuse is never okay, or a joking matter.

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ Completely agree with you, GoW. Dealt with abusive drunks before, and I see so little humour in your related past with your father. Home is supposed to be the place you feel loved and safe at, not afraid and alone. :( I get the impression that OP might be an independent adult, someone who can legally choose not to be involved with his father. Hoping that anyways. And I'm not really religious, but I believe there must be a special place in Hell for child abusers, especially the sexual abusers. I can think of no worse act. :( Sorry for taking serious to a whole new level. :( My rant's over.

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RedPillSucks 31

Unfortunately, even a bad example serves as a teaching tool. Hopefully, you learned from that and severed any remaining ties you had to him.

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YamahaGuy777 0

Hopefully cops use FML!!!

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TheFaLLenNight 4

Wow dude! So sorry, his not Worth your time and your heart :(

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Njv1221 4

ur dads ****** up.... worse ive ever dealt with was my mom putting holes in walls. and tellin people i did it... my moms also an extreme alcoholic but noones ever believed her... if it helps. just stop using fml to complain about ur problems and handle them as you deem fit.

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