By Sadfaic - 23/01/2012 02:59 - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML
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Miguemex95 4

Sorry OP :( I think you are better off without him.

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bitchpleasemike 7

didn't they believe the neighbor? and couldn't they smell the alcohol? wow...FYL

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KiddNYC1O 20

******* deadbeat should fall off the face of the earth.

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twilightluvr101 4

maybe it Was the alcohol in his breath that influenced their decission

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lolyeahthatsme 11

Suprise! Your dad is a total dick head! Sorry op, need a hug? Jk free hug day was the 20th. :)

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ilovegir404 0

I now how you feel my dad leaves and comes last time I sall him he hit me????

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jenny_gaal 5

if they believed him, wouldn't you be in custody right now for attempted murder?

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Krulin 8

If you're retarded enough to think that all FMLs were posted on the day they happened, shouldn't you be dead from forgetting how to breathe?

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hateevryone 14

i wouldn't speak to him again.

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Okayitwasme 0

Sorry OP, cops usually side with who called them.

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Dogluvr1197 30

…But OP's neighbor called, not his father.

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Overreactive 16

And people ask why there is a phrase called "**** the police"

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