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By paperbox - 16/01/2011 05:07 - Australia

Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML

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By daddy'sgirl - 21/06/2012 04:11 - United States - Memphis

Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 14:43 - United States

Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2019 12:00

Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML

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Calculated revenge

By Anonymous - 30/11/2022 04:00

Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML

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Optimism

By Anonymous - 24/09/2020 02:01 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my teacher walked into class and said, "Look to your left and right, one of those persons you just looked at will fail the upcoming exam." When asked why, she said too many people passed last year's exam. She was dead serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I overheard my best friend's wife telling their kids to pay attention in school and stay focused on their goals so they don't end up a failure in life like their father's friend, Matt. Hi, my name is Matt and I'm the friend. FML

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Foot, meet mouth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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By anonymous - 22/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML

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NiciNico2 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 12:12

i think it would be better to pay attention, or else you might end up as... her!

heyred 11

Sunday 16 January 2011 12:12

Your Dad probably earns more than that hack.

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SirRager 9

Sunday 16 January 2011 21:56

I hope you reminded her that if it weren't for "that guy" she wouldn't have a place to live or "teach" or whatever it is she thinks she's doing.

prettypinkpixie 9

Sunday 16 January 2011 22:47

he probably makes more money than she does teaching. f her life for being a judgemental moron

aardvarkish 16

Sunday 16 January 2011 22:53

Sounds like your teacher is on the fast track to ending up like John Kerry!

aardvarkish 16

Monday 17 January 2011 5:22

Ran against bush in 2008. Quoted as saying: "if you don't work hard and study in school, then you won't get a good job and you might wind up in Afghanistan or Iraq."

aardvarkish 16

Monday 17 January 2011 5:25

* 2004, not 2008... sorry.

Livzii 5

Sunday 16 January 2011 23:06

that's so mean of her to say, not just coz it was your dad!

nerwende_fml 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 23:30

I'm sure she doesn't think people like your dad are so lousy when she needs them.

NP1000 0

Monday 17 January 2011 0:48

Mathematics actually comes from Ancient Greek. Then the French incorporated it into their language.

Ahook1 0

Monday 17 January 2011 1:18

and school isn't even back yet in NSW.....

HemptressMedea 0

Monday 17 January 2011 1:38

You should've piped up and made it clear you're proud of your father regardless. And then pointed out that's it's really funny that a teacher makes less than a fast food manager... and how pathetic that really is since you can be a drop out and do that.