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By Anonymous - 01/12/2014 17:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 736
You deserved it 15 210

Same thing different taste

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austincain117 16

I guess having a ***** is a dildont ha get it? no... okay...

I, personally, would not touch someone else's *****

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Offing 10

There's a purple ***** in the San Andreas Police Department shower that you can beat people with. (It's double sided.)

It's not like you were out making babies haha. I'd high five my daughter .

Kinda sexy when I picture it happening in my head