By EgoMoose - 28/12/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
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FerrariCake 2

Sounds like your mom is a little uptight. Maybe you could get her a prescription for some medical marijuana.

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brutallyhonest24 0

LMAO, well now we wont blame you if you develop a drinking problem =P

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minuteforce 2

This is what happens when you tell your parents things.

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cjammer 0

Sure it's annoying, embarrassing and potentially threatening, but think of it this way... Your mom sure as hell cares about you! =]

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foxyshadis 0

So how did the intervention go? "Please get clean, we love you" "I've been clean seven years, I'll let you throw me a party at ten?"

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to, too."

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Peroxide 3

You're doing drugs right now arn't you. Let peroxide come with you. We will ride unicorns across the galactic empire while singing "I touch myself".

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Stured 0

Realy? Number of times people fly by my window singing that infernal song!

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perdix 29

They probably liked you better that day seven years ago when you tried pot and were hoping you'd take up the habit to improve your personality.

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eoghanface 0

In what way is this an fml, your mammy is uneducated in the pot area, blahh so the **** what?!?!!?

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welderchick87 0

I fail to see how this ***** up your life.....

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

its a FHL because she didnt stick with smoking pot ;]

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Anteezy 7

This is an FML because her mom is a total retard.

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