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By KitKat270 - 28/05/2009 01:40 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 15:58 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my father-in-law left my wedding reception because he had to feed the dog. This would have been alright, if he hadn't been absent for nearly two hours. Apparently, just feeding the dog and leaving would have hurt the animal's feelings so he stayed to play with him for a while. FML

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By Becca - 29/08/2019 04:00 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother-in-law "borrowed" my dog without asking, to show him off to her friends. My dog is my service animal, and I'm not comfortable leaving the house without him. I have to be at work in an hour, and she's not picking up her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

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By doggone shame - 25/01/2023 08:00

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By moving out first chance I get! - 03/03/2023 18:00

Today, my insane mother struck again. She refused to drive me to my doctor’s appointment for my asthma because the office won’t let her bring her precious doggo inside and it’s too cold to sit in the car with it. No, she won’t leave it at home like a normal person, and no it’s not a service dog. FML

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By fuck this company - 14/06/2021 07:01 - United States

Today, the same manager who wrote me up for missing work when my mom had had a stroke, thought it was perfectly acceptable to announce she was leaving work 6 hours early to take her dogs to the groomers. Apparently, that appointment was more urgent than me riding in an ambulance with my mother. FML

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By littlepsychgirl - 29/09/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 00:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 08:53 - Denmark

Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML

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eastmanwolf 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:57

#2 I'd think that her daughter's wedding is more important than this. If the dog is so important, she should have made plans for someone else to watch the dog that day so she could be there the whole time to support her daughter.

on_a_boat 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:09

I agree with #13. What's the big deal? Jesus she's not SKIPPING the whole freaking wedding here, there is nothing wrong with going home real quick to let the dog out so he/she doesn't pee all over the house. OP you might need to be less of a Bridezilla.

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asdtertrwttewt 2

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:17

Just have her replaced in the ceremony. Win, win, win.

itsnotfair 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:17

oh and also, most of you are missing the point that her mother doesn't want to ride in the limo, which is a major shun because most mothers do travel to the church in the limo with their daughters

Petrolmonkey 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:19

Yeah seriously, you will be so busy meeting all the people wishing you well you probably won't remember her. Shame she won't be in the limo with you on the way there but so what?

that_guy_you_are 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:23

Fucl that fdog in the ass

teehee520 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:27

Well, at least she's not giving the dog an opportunity to pee all over your precious childhood pictures and art projects or anything like that. But still, FYL.

xya943 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:28

That sucks, man. I can see my stupid mom doing something like that though. But really, your wedding should be more important than her damn dog. Yes, even the reception. She should be there to support her daughter on one of the biggest days of her life, rather than worried about her dog peeing. I agree, she should've gotten someone to watch it or put it in a kennel or something. Sounds like she might have something else planned, and is using that as an excuse...

Sinsation 7

Wednesday 5 December 2012 21:16

You obviously have never owned a dog.

that_guy_you_are 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:30

Srsly, **** that dog in the ass, set it on fire, and take a picture and send it to ur mom. Fat bitches with stupid dogs need to STFU about their stupif ******* dogs and be tot some manners. NOONE LIKES UR DOG NOT EVEN U SO STFU

Jimboom 11

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:33

Bridezilla alert! This is one of the main reasons wedding days are so stressful.... because the bride makes it so by stressing over everything, which in turn stresses those around her and her groom. Even after the vows are done some bridezilla's can't even enjoy their own wedding days because they are running around like a blue arsed fly because minute details are not how she imagined they would be. When the honest fact is the only person who cares about such things is her, and everybody else (apart from the groom who would be stressed by proxy) is enjoying themselves. That said the mother should have sorted out someone to look after the dog, or just left it outside for the duration.