Animals: Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest...

By KitKat270 - 28/05/2009 01:40 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

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Priorities

By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 15:58 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my father-in-law left my wedding reception because he had to feed the dog. This would have been alright, if he hadn't been absent for nearly two hours. Apparently, just feeding the dog and leaving would have hurt the animal's feelings so he stayed to play with him for a while. FML

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By Becca - 29/08/2019 04:00 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother-in-law "borrowed" my dog without asking, to show him off to her friends. My dog is my service animal, and I'm not comfortable leaving the house without him. I have to be at work in an hour, and she's not picking up her phone. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

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The doggo of our discontent

By doggone shame - 25/01/2023 08:00

Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML

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Insane

By moving out first chance I get! - 03/03/2023 18:00

Today, my insane mother struck again. She refused to drive me to my doctor’s appointment for my asthma because the office won’t let her bring her precious doggo inside and it’s too cold to sit in the car with it. No, she won’t leave it at home like a normal person, and no it’s not a service dog. FML

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Manage this

By fuck this company - 14/06/2021 07:01 - United States

Today, the same manager who wrote me up for missing work when my mom had had a stroke, thought it was perfectly acceptable to announce she was leaving work 6 hours early to take her dogs to the groomers. Apparently, that appointment was more urgent than me riding in an ambulance with my mother. FML

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By littlepsychgirl - 29/09/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 00:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 08:53 - Denmark

Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML

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eastmanwolf 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:57

#2 I'd think that her daughter's wedding is more important than this. If the dog is so important, she should have made plans for someone else to watch the dog that day so she could be there the whole time to support her daughter.

on_a_boat 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:09

I agree with #13. What's the big deal? Jesus she's not SKIPPING the whole freaking wedding here, there is nothing wrong with going home real quick to let the dog out so he/she doesn't pee all over the house. OP you might need to be less of a Bridezilla.

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aduck 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 16:20

Most of the time the couple leaves ages before the guests do anyway to go have sex.

Ariane89 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 16:35

Huh, I bet you wouldn't have liked the dog at the wedding so she wouldn't have to leave. Dogs gotta pee too. We can't all be pet owners. YDI

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 16:44

#65 - ftw. Also, I agree with everyone saying that you are making too big a deal of this. I'm sure she'll be back. I understand it's an important day.

adam10_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 17:02

You can you my .22 on the dog, problem solved.

blue_mandie4 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 17:03

Would you like to clean up dog piss? I didn't think so, shut up and grow up. How old are you and why are you getting married if you are this immature?

bertfallen 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 17:09

oh no my moms coming too my wedding but shes not going to stay because she doesn't want her dog leaving a mess in her house. Boo hooo.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 17:16

OMG so what? IS she leaving and not coming back? #2 is right, if you are getting married you have a lot of growing up to do, FAST.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 17:18

I really wish women like this wouldn't give the rest of us a bad name.

Kylaka 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 17:21

I agree with number 2. Wedding day isn't all about you. People's life aren't owed to you for that one day. Unless you wanted to plan to arrange someone to let the dog out or pay for the damages of urine which is hard as hell to get the smell out, don't complain. Your mom has a brain.

Telcontar14 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 17:29

Uh, not a big deal? Your wedding reception lasts how many hours, and your mom is gonna miss how many minutes? I mean, she'll be back. YDI for getting worked up over nothing...