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By kris - 22/08/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML

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By ThisGuy775 - 19/09/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

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By Notthemaid - 30/09/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML

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By .__. - 16/07/2013 20:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML

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Let 'em in

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Västerås

Today, it's been a little while since I found out that my parents are getting a divorce. They'd been married for 25 years and my father got bored and lost feelings. My mother is crying and howling on the bathroom floor right now. It has happened before, but since it was in our upstairs bathroom, I could open the door with a knife. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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Breaking news

By ApparentlyEmo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML

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Fun for all the family

By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 02:00

Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML

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aFatFuck 0

Monday 22 August 2011 23:02

She's kind of a bitch

hoonyer 17

Monday 22 August 2011 23:00

Shes gonna milk him for all hes got

Comments

balljoints 8

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:37

Agreed

butterflies411 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:50

TELL HIM if u dnt then ther is no reason to complain if ther is a solution

theghost1309 11

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:23

No offense but what a bitch. I'd say he deserves to know.

whitedw 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:28

don't b like ur mom n tell ur dad cuz this situation is really messed up

Glenninator 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:41

U better try n get something outa the deal

Glenninator 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:43

U better try n get something outa the dral

Battle765 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:46

Tell your dad or else this could end up as one of the specials on 60 min. Some people lose it when they are treated that way.

ltsune 3

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:55

It shouldn't really be **** your life, but rather **** your dad's life. You should go tell him!

Thisismypchere 8

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:57

Please tell your dad

fromthesuck 8

Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:02

Yes please tell him then post what he does. I know what i'd do... chainsaw through the middles of EVERYTHING. Just to make sure everthing is dispersed evenly after the end of the divorce.