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By kris - 22/08/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML

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By ThisGuy775 - 19/09/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

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By Notthemaid - 30/09/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML

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By .__. - 16/07/2013 20:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Västerås

Today, it's been a little while since I found out that my parents are getting a divorce. They'd been married for 25 years and my father got bored and lost feelings. My mother is crying and howling on the bathroom floor right now. It has happened before, but since it was in our upstairs bathroom, I could open the door with a knife. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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By ApparentlyEmo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 02:00

Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML

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aFatFuck 0

Monday 22 August 2011 23:02

She's kind of a bitch

hoonyer 17

Monday 22 August 2011 23:00

Shes gonna milk him for all hes got

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lajaynay 15

Monday 22 August 2011 23:04

Then he can take half of everything she renovated!!

fmlikecrazy 0

Monday 22 August 2011 23:05

Comfort yourself with the fact that at least you're in the know, and haven't been left in the dark.

ohmygodthatsux 0

Monday 22 August 2011 23:06

what a bitch tell your dad think if you were in that position FHL

Glitterhinoceros 14

Monday 22 August 2011 23:08

That's when you turn the tables and kick her out.

ImmortalRiot 1

Monday 22 August 2011 23:13

Restrain that Bitch

ramboman19 8

Monday 22 August 2011 23:20

Tell your dad. He deserves to know.

mssdotches 17

Monday 22 August 2011 23:42

Agree

Synchestra_fml 2

Monday 22 August 2011 23:27

BLACKMAIL DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

SnowFlakeInAK 7

Monday 22 August 2011 23:36

You mad bro? Why the yelling?

lindseyluvszac 4

Monday 22 August 2011 23:28

It's too easy to divorce nowadays. How sad..

Adman567 9

Monday 22 August 2011 23:50

Oh ya! Well she can't haz a cheezburger!

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 22 August 2011 23:52

Tell him.

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