By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 70 131
You deserved it 6 778

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now.... o.0

Comments

Next step: Today, my mum showed my boyfriend of 3 months how to ******. FML LOL!

Young_Sparta 0

looks like her mom is a cougar on the prowl. =]

e11e 0

How the hell did he not know how?! It's kinda very obvious how to put on a condom. And why would your mom teach him and not you?

AJ872 0

You'd be surprise just how many guys it isn't obvious to, as demonstrated to me in sex ed class. Some will try to roll it on the wrong way, forget to leave room in the tip, etc., even though there are pretty clear insttructions right on the box. Many people aren't as smart as most would like to give them credit for. I wouldn't look at it as the OP's mom giving them permission as I would her just wanting to make sure they know for whenever it happens. They'll have sex when they want, however far into the relationship they are. OP, that's definitely embarrassing, but it does show that your mom cares about you.

LOL yes. Let's hope it was a banana..

SUSAltd 0

Well, at least she didn't teach him how to have sex or anything.

moleSG 6

Ooh, wow. That really sucks. FYL.

Did she show him how while using her mouth? I bet they ****** after that.

She's probably taught him how to use it and remove it correctly, too.