By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

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Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 70 137
You deserved it 6 778

Same thing different taste

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Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now.... o.0

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Oh jeez, Next she'll be showing him where too stick it in. FYL

Ummm how did she teach him that? I hope you aren't implying my example, but that's still rather uncomfortable, regardless of your age.

Well, at least she is kinda sorta okay with you to having sex.. I mean, I see how this is an FML. because it's awkward. But that will go away.. So don't feel to bad :)

I think your mom just called you a ho haha

xD that'd be a whole different kind of fml... edit: that was directed towards #39.

i doubt the guy actually ASKED her mom to show him...

grungecat 0

pimpin88, I don't think you understood the fml.

SunshinePants 0

First of all, maybe the mom was just being overly cautious, JUST INCASE they decide to have sex. Even if they do have sex after two weeks of dating, it doesn't make her a "*****". My God, there are so many ignorant douches on this website. I'm sick of it. Second, I'm guessing the mom, again being overly cautious, asked if he knew how to use a condom. I'm pretty sure she wasn't putting the condom on him directly, but on a cucumber or something. If this site "wastes your time", stop going on it. Nobody wants to read your ignorant, negative opinions. Stop being a prick.

ReinaJay 13

she shoud've put a age it would of helped knowing how old he is

Let's see. Mom doesn't want you to get knocked up or some deadly disease that will kill you? Oh yeah FYL.