By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

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Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
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somekidfrom93 0

Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now.... o.0

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cutebebe778 0

I don't know how old your boyfriend is, but that's pretty messed up..lol. If she really wanted to show him how to put a condom on, she could've at *least* waited another month or so. Now he has the heads up from your mom to **** you this early into your relationship. FYL, FHL & FYML all in one!

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midwestjerk 0

Then she ****** him and you had a crazy threesome. Which is about as believable as this FML.

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wanagetjagked 0

Thats messed up right there.

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Young_Sparta 0

i lost every ounce of respect that i might have had for someone i didnt even know.

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djk 0

how did she do this? did she put it on him?

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jackdaniels_fml 0

oh no! now you won't get pregnant! poor you.... yeah its awkward for a couple minutes, but at least now you'll be safe and you know your mom cares about you enough to put up with that awkwardness. and don't forget, your mom is a sexual person too. so if you keep that in mind, you don't really have to make it awkward...

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MercedesJames 0

its an FML cause its her bf of TWO WEEKS so hes pretty new. my bf says that wuld scare him off.

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lmmmr 0

Your boyfriend needs to grow up.

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mike1921 0

Jackdaniels I'm a guy...I'd rather look for other ways to find out how to put it on, or get a vasectomy and testing...or slowly knife off my balls, anything that meant that my girlfriend's mom never has to tell me how to put something on my penis. You made me vommit in my mouth with that last comment, that makes it more awkward!

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Ox_Baker 0

Any guy who'd get scared off by that is a PUSSY!

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BrotherPhil 35

Mommy might be HAWT! Never heard of a sportsman's double?

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SP63_fml 0

I'm scared to ask, but how did she teach him?

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redxapplexoxo 0

Hopefully on a fruit or vegetable of some kind.

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girandwogpig 0

What vegetables are penis shaped?

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Chiaki_fml 0

Carrots. Seriously?

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TheDog6 24

After reading this, I realized; there are alot of sexual oriented fruits out there.

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Pixelle_fml 0

Lol!! Your mum is so cool! At least you're safe now... I'm scared to ask... Didn't your boyfriend know how to put a condom on? SP63, she might have shown him on her/his fingers... or a banana... lol

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maria12_fml 0

Bet u 10 bucks he's gonna have sex with you then dump you. WIN!! You are now not in a relationship with a LOSER

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lizzzie_fml 0

Not really an FML. Awkward for a day or two maybe but after that, it really doesn't matter. At least you know she's cool with you having sex and she knows that (hopefully) you're being safe. Seems like a win-win really.

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