Intimacy: Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a... - FML

By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

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Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:55 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

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Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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Kinda awkward

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML

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Cockblocked

By sad gf - 14/11/2010 20:29

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

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Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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GravyIsYummy 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:30

At least you can be safe now.

somekidfrom93 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:32

Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now.... o.0

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emptycities07 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:17

your username is helpfulmom? aren't you the daughter? or are you the mother writing on behalf of your daughter? lol

caticaticati 3

Monday 27 July 2009 8:36

It's 'helpfulmom' as in she HAS a "helpful" mom.

YDIxLol 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:20

Was it a visual, hands-on explaination? If so, get your mom away from me.

arienh4 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:32

He didn't know. You know, we learned that stuff in school, at age 13-14.

icertainlysuck 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:33

hahahahahahahahah. Mabey u and ur mom can double team him

Nutsi 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:43

At least she is okay with you guys having sex as long as you guys are being safe

iBad 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:02

lol when I went to read the comments there were 69 comments

plexico 3

Monday 27 July 2009 2:05

And awkward was that for Dad to be the instructional mannequin?

jewelzgalore 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:09

Well you know, putting that shit on is damn complicated.

Pethegreat 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:15

I hope that is sarcasm. Putting a condom on takes as much skill as it takes to dial 911. Some more info on this FML would be great. I want to know if it was a demo with something phallic or her BF's penis.

illgutcha 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:11

Awesome Mom!

GlowingHelix 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:12

did she show him with no hands lol well now its time to have fun with what you learned today

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