By Username - 06/07/2011 02:54 - United States

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML
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cdawg145236 1

good deal lol jk

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Commander223 9

Wow. At least give your kids GENUINE crack

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rattusrattus 18

I've heard of 'cutting' cocaine with other things, but this is ridiculous.

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whitesox365 0

that is one special orange you have got yourself there

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

she has all the signs of rice addiction you need to plan an intervention

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constantine91 0

some people have extremely weird families. sorry you're one of those people. :/

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Commander223 9

Thank you for that very creative comment.

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FFML_314 11

Don't give her all the credit! I told her what to write.

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ohthebloodygore 16

Aria, don't lie. You stole all my ideas and told her.

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foilindo 0

do it dude. it's not going to cost you anything. lol. jk it's time for you to take her to church. :-)

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