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By argh - 01/02/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, my mother gave my daughter a behavior chart. I noticed that "drinking beer" was at the top of one of the columns. It's a chart for my daughter to use on me so my mother can judge my parenting skills. I am currently losing a sticker right now for being on the computer. FML
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damnwtfdude 0

YDI if you actually put up with this. Discipline your daughter and get your mother in line. You're the big girl now.

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repyourcliche 0

lol get off then think of all the stickers you'll lose when she finds the cocaine... oh shit, dude sorry

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Kylias 6

"Currently losing a sticker right now"? Welcome to the Committee of Redundancy Committee!

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CitizenSnipz 0

Umm, plz tell my you meant to say comittee twice.

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pegasus77 0

Redundancy- the use of words or data that could be omitted without loss of meaning or function; repetition or superfluity of information. So yes, they meant to say it twice

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vetter_fml 0

Send your mom flowers and apologize for whatever it is you did that made her hate you enough to completely disembowel your position with your daughter.

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m15m 0

what did u do to piss your mom off?!

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angrynegro7 16

Piss her mom off?!?!?!? Did it occur to you that OP's mother MIGHT be a bitch?!

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polico_wolf 0

Dont listen to them, they're one of those people who think like "People dont do bad things out of the blue, so you must have done something out of the blue".

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EV34 6

if I were u I wud ground my daughter for going along with her grandmas nonsense

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IDigSmartLadies 0

YDI. Your mom cuts this shit out or loses the ability to see your daughter aside from a once-monthly hour with the two of you at McDonald's. Put your big girl panties on and grow a pair.

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vetter_fml 0

I don't think that the OP's mother couldn't possibly just be a bitch. But I also think that the OP couldn't be entirely innocent. Maybe if it was her mother in law...but...

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CitizenSnipz 0

You worded it so you basicly said she was a bitch. Just an FYI :/ but I agree. AG's jumping to conclusions.

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perdix 29

Tell your mom the more beers you drink, the more grandkids she'll get!

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USBAIL 0

Thats freakn hilarious !!

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Whyme8P 0

then get the damn off¡

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talikarni 0

unless it is something you agree with, toss that chart... that is part of this liberal socialist agenda of undermining parents where kids think they have the right to do what they want, including talk back and criticize their parents.... sounds like someones mother got suckered in by liberal wacko thought process

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tisiphone_fml 0

Very few people are actually crazy enough to think that little kids should be in charge of *anything* but their homework and chores. OP needs to stick up for herself!

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CitizenSnipz 0

heh, you should've said STICKER up for herself!

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