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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 00:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
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jkmartinjk 16

pms is real.. you just obviously don't get it.

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perdix 29

You are a criminal for not successfully impregnating at least one of them and giving them a nine month vacation from those pesky periods.

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FerrariCake 2

Your suggestion that he resort to incest is both repugnant and far beyond the boundaries of socially acceptable behavior. A far more acceptable solution would be to buy a bottle (or box) of cheap wine and use it to bribe a homeless man into performing the necessary impregnantions.

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redrovaa 0

Leave it to perdix to suggest incest.

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DocBastard 38

Ferrari, just when I think perdix and Kay have the market on perversion cornered, you swoop in and claim dominion.

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FMLsohardithurts 0

btw STOP WITH THE INCEST I used to be good at it until you showed up.

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TheDrifter 23

Planning an Arkansas vacation Perdix?

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upsidedownfools 5

Except after you give birth you bleed for six weeks straight. Soooo... A week once a month or a nine month break then six weeks of torture. Your choice ;)

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happyday123_321 2

Um eww! He is RELATED TO ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!

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RandomHavoc1 13

someone doesn't know the definition to "incest"... ^^

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blo0_starZz 0

Agreed with @179 (:

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rofflewaffle 9

Me too. Let's all braid each other's hair and sing to the moon goddess at night in a beautiful grove of fireflies. Or not.

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redrovaa 0

If a girl bleeds for 7 days, she really should get that checked out. The most a woman should bleed is 5 days. Sorry to ruin your 'trying-to-be-funny-sexist' joke there. :)

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FerrariCake 2

You should watch "Night of the Living Dead". At least then you'd have someone to empathize with.

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Chanayaa 0

we don't bleed for 7 days it's like 5 or 6 if it's longer than 7 you have a problem.

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skyttlz 32

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

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Hgielad_720 0

Nope, I'm pretty sure 48 is right. :)

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zach5432 3

nah. it should be MFDS. mad female dog syndrome

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monnanon 13

no it should be FUWTS - fed up with this shit cause i know that's how i feel every time i get a period

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