By anonymous - 06/07/2011 15:21 - United States

Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML
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idunnolol108 0

Why have there been so many FMLs about stupid moms lately?

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MsSoulReaper 27

Did she even give you any reason to get an exorcist? Your mother is crazy!

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Xathanos 16

How would you know, if OP has a big nose?

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mariahjoomeh 0

Because of the stereotype of all Jews having a big nose.

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Candice_stengel 0

Obviously, you're jewish if she thinks she can just decide to have one.

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Xathanos 16

LOL, repent those demons from within. Religious extremists can't take them seriously..

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Metal_Chick 15

HaHa!!! May Satan be with all of us! :)

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Sounds like she IS possessed...

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RyanMacVey 17

shouldnt you have put SHE in caps instead of IS? lol

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hotchicklover 0

I know this great guy. hit him up his name was somthin like adolf. idk some foreign guy but really nice

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hotchicklover 0

it said that he needs to call this guy named adolf because he is relly good at that stuff. he is a nice foreign guy

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PGDesigns 0

Religion. Defying any sense of logic for thousands of years. Why start making sense now?

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kidcanada 4

only reason you dont believe in anything is to justify your actions. fag

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KataraTheBender 0

Common Sense, FINALLY.

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