Animals: Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could... - FML

By flattened - 10/02/2011 10:58

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

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By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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Road rage

By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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By broken - 02/09/2009 09:45 - Australia

Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML

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By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

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This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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By ishouldhidethekeys - 04/11/2009 08:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML

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Licence to drive

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:19 - Australia

Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 17:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

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By Username - 06/06/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

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conniebaby67 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 15:56

Omg that's horrible.

Doortje 29

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:00

I bet that sound will haunt you forever : FYL :(

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Stevefett 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:08

A real Cat-astrophe.

cdatribe23 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:30

WIN^^^^ hahahaha

brewedintexas96 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:09

op's name is amazing.

iam808014 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:15

Poor cat.Animals can be so stupid at times.

RyNo24 4

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:24

my gas powered Jeep would have scared the cat away thus saving it's life. proof that electric cars are dangerous to animals!!! stupid hippies...

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 10 February 2011 18:39

Not just animals. Blind people have issues with electric cars for the same reason. When they're trying to cross the street, they can't hear that an electric car is going by so they step right in front of the car. There's thoughts of putting in an artificial noise in electric cars to alert people who need to listen for them. Would probably work with animals too.

Zebidee 8

Thursday 10 February 2011 21:28

An artificial noise to warn people to get out of the way of the car - what, like a horn?

kawaiisweetbunny 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:30

D:

Ranimal 12

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:56

I apologize, but I laughed. I don't know if it was the wording or the actual event. I am sorry.

ahgfd2 0

Friday 24 June 2011 23:43

u look like your sorta mental

urdirtyolduncle 15

Thursday 10 February 2011 18:03

MEEEOWWW!!

perdix 29

Thursday 10 February 2011 18:04

Aw, that's so cute. Your car has a crush on your kitty.

LADYGAGAGOOGA 0

Friday 11 February 2011 8:09

HAHA. that made me laugh.

AmandaIsMyName 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 18:11

lol

rocket2 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 18:17

are you gonna get another kitty?

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