By peniswoman - 14/07/2013 17:03 - United Kingdom - Paisley

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Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML
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mkid232 15

Wow, you sound like a bundle of fun, OP...

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kalebalbert 4

He wants sex! Your shutting him down. But he is your man

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juicedude10 12

I laughed harder at OP's name than at the FML..

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sidvand 2

Let me give you a word of advice...ALL men are just big children!!!!! It will never change. Lol

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Omniprism 14

He sounds funny. Embrace the hilarity. There is a difference between being youthful and immaturity. Guys walk a fine line but your guy was trying to make you laugh.

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Ciara4757 16

I don`t get why people complain about things like this. If you`re lucky enough to be in a relationship you should be able to joke around.

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anonymousy37 5

Lighten up jeez he's just playing around...

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Xotoolyxo 16

Unless this Is a regular occurrence, go along with it

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meli_lissabloom 5

Omg...that's fun! He had a hard on girl, u should have tookn advantage! Sometimes acting like a child gives u more life

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mymiles 13

Have a sense of humor, geez

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