By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 05:53 - United States

Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML
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GodPart2 20

It doesn't matter if the shot was accidental... OP, run... away from your boyfriend... fast!!!!

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Grauncho 27

This may be a shot in the dark, but I'm guessing if you leave this guy, you would be dodging a bullet.

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peacefully84 19

Did you at least offer to pay for it? If he brought it over, he probably wanted more than an apology. Also, your boyfriend is an idiot.

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RadikulRam 16

OP, tell your BF to learn Muzzle discipline and Trigger discipline. He's making gun owners look bad, and will probably get himself shot while posing for a kewl gangtsa pic for fb. That's why you see a lot of soldiers/officers point their guns down, or keep them holstered when not firing. And it's also why you see them rest their fingers on the side of the gun and not keep it on the trigger. Fun fact: Characters in GTA 5 also do this.

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brdhntr31 1

Lets take gun safety advice from the guy who informs us that the characters in GTA: 5 are safe gun toters...jack ass...

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

30- Why is he a jackass? Because he gave you sound advice about how to handle a gun? Or because he mentioned a game that has characters that are know for destruction and are safe?

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Soloman212 28

I think the point, #30, was that he was saying that even the satirically dumb and violent characters in a videogame bashed for promoting unsafeness and violence aren't stupid enough to not heed muzzle and trigger discipline.

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brdhntr31 1

Sound advice? From a video game? So I guess its ok to steal cars and rob/kill hookers on the street too? It's ok on the game right? I've carried a gun every day of my life for the last 10 years and have been an avid and safe hunter for almost 20. The last thing I need is advice from some gamer JACK ASS about weapn safety

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Hesher 19

Well good thing that advice wasn't for you, 112.

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cricketsins 36

Everyone else has got the whole "why was he firing a weapon" thing covered... but once he did fire it through the wall, why wouldn't you guys go over there and make sure everything was okay?

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Aleys_fml 21

My thoughts exactly they could have shot & killed the neighbor.

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

13- My question is, how did the neighbor not hear the gunshot? After all, he thought it was a drill. Unless he wasn't home at the time, but surely someone would have called the police after hearing a gunshot.

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allie2590 31

It's possible the neighbour wasn't home when the shot was fired.

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OptimusVader 23

It's also possible the girlfriend wasn't home at the time the boyfriend shot his gun and he only told her about it when she got home.

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Aleys_fml 21

Well #67 IF the shot had killed the neighbor and she knew her bf had fired a shot through the wall (whether she was there or he told her about it), in some states she could also be responsible.

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token_blackguy 18

Hopefully your neighbor is smart enough. To call the cops on your boyfriend.

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WhiteCrimson 23

Odd how the shot was fired but no investigation was made from his side to make sure the neighbor was ok. Hospitals can't cure stupid! Not like his.

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LennyComa 39

That ******* napkin holder had it coming....

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LSS_fml 18

There is something seriously ******* wrong with your boyfriend: and it's not just the fact that he's still your boyfriend.... **** your neighbour's life!!

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ASBriere 8

Probably not a good idea to put this incriminating info on the Internet. Now you are just as responsible cause you are aware of your dumb *ss boyfriend not being responsible enough for weapon. If I knew him I'd pound him into next year and you should rethink your relationship

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Did I read correctly? Your boyfriend shot a bullet to a wall of an inhabited house? Is he stupid or what?

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Mynamewontfi 40

Be thankful the neighbour wasn't shot instead. Who fires a gun inside the house, probably for fun, anyway? Oh, that's right, irresponsible assholes who shouldn't have a gun in the first place. And why didn't any of you check if the neighbours were okay? Sorry for the long rant, shit like this just makes me furious.

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