By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
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Matty1188 6

Sorry, OP. That stinks.

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Palirose 22

Tell her she needs to shower more. Otherwise you're going to start spilling buckets of water and soap on her every morning.

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aworm27 2

It makes me uncomfortable just to go a day without a shower...I don't know how anyone could possibly stand 2 months

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kelseysking 26

I have to take one every other day mainly because if I take one every day it dries out my hair.

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freeze101mam 5

Pretty sure she doesn't have a bf or a gf for that matter... Ewww Sorry OP

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Zoh_Aubrey 8

My cousin's French and she asked me why I shower twice a day, everyday if all I do is go to school and work. I made that bitch sleep on the couch.

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Kastleboy 4

What are you just letting in strays? What kind of vetting process are you doing for roommates? Stinky!

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love_me_electric 20

Well at least your guys' water bill will be low

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spottyblanket 8

Write her a letter saying how you feel and for her to shower every day, and include some nice free things for lush to get her into the whole clean thing. Bath bombs are fun

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zyprexa_fml 10

For your roommate's birthday or Christmas or something, buy her a perfume gift set with scented soap and body lotion

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disney_blonde 16

Spray her with Febreeze daily til she gets the point.

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