Miscellaneous: Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing,...

By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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By Utterly_Confused - 07/10/2015 22:07 - United States - Beaver

Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML

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Pleasant smell

By Anonymous - 10/12/2019 01:00

Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML

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By garfield749 - 29/12/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML

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Living the dream

By notyourcleaner - 13/01/2015 11:06 - Malaysia - Puchong

Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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By poop towel - 15/09/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 01/09/2020 00:30 - United States - Savannah

Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML

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By megatron - 16/03/2016 17:04 - United States - Naperville

Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML

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Stinky

By Anonymous - 13/12/2020 17:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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Matty1188 6

Thursday 5 April 2012 22:19

Sorry, OP. That stinks.

Palirose 22

Thursday 5 April 2012 22:21

Tell her she needs to shower more. Otherwise you're going to start spilling buckets of water and soap on her every morning.

Comments

redtigerlily 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 12:15

How do you know she doesn't use the sink to wash? Some people do that.

likexaxbaus 1

Sunday 8 April 2012 2:24

Bright side: lower water bills

FaraPjJammaz 13

Sunday 8 April 2012 2:58

I'm guessing she's forever alone?

kimg0885 23

Sunday 8 April 2012 4:06

I jus puked a little

lolatyofail 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 4:40

Aww come on that's just nasty AND IM ONLY 13!

yamazumi 8

Sunday 8 April 2012 20:22

I can't stand going a day without having a shower, never mind weeks or months. And what must their hair be like? Even if I don't feel like I need one, I have them to pass the time occasionally. Nothing more beautiful than standing under a hot, powerful shower.

janerose21 3

Sunday 8 April 2012 22:39

eww God that some nasty sugar. oh my days does she brush her teeth every 2 month too?. ohh God the BO and the pm smell there so much green smoke a my eyesss ahh na NA naa u need to find the nearest exit and ruuunn like there is no tomorrow! !!!!