Kids: Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's... - FML

By myheart75 - 07/08/2011 09:52 - Australia

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Orlando

Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML

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By brother - 21/05/2024 21:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my little sister about trying to hook up with my friends. Married or not. She just turned 18 but I’m hoping this was the first and last time. FML

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Lonely boy hiding behind the front door

By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 06:00

Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML

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sieera00 8

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:15

Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D

eminemchick 19

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:20

forever alone...

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bc4025567575 3

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:28

Lame. She is 2 years old. Next.

uknowitsJAIME 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:30

sorry this made me laugh :)

preetaleet 9

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:31

Damn. Owned by a 2 year old.

cheatwin3598 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:33

Ouch. Try to idk get more friends!

upwardSpiral 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:36

OP, can I be your friend? :D

AyeeArieel 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:37

shes a fiesty onee

iloooovemylife 7

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:39

I was owned by a eight year old like that !! That sucks

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:40

At age two, kids can display signs of jealously. She probably felt her play friends were having so much more fun with the OP then with her. I'm sure the OP has his/her own friends.(:

RyanMacVey 17

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:42

wow kids are mean these days...

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:45

Seriously. My sister's 3 year-old godson socked me in the eye a couple of weeks ago. I guess his mom did well in investing on karate classes.

mealz 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:52

lay her over ur knee, bare her butt, and spank til she's REAL sory.

Killerturtle 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:46

That wasn't funny!

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:47

I don't think it was a joke. It was more of a cry for help.

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