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By myheart75 - 07/08/2011 09:52 - Australia

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 06:00

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Top comments

sieera00 8

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:15

Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D

eminemchick 19

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:20

forever alone...

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kkbaby3 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:20

someones a loner;D hanging out with a 2 year old! [:

sxe_beast 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:59

Or you know... babysitting.

kkbaby3 0

Monday 8 August 2011 3:08

or, ya know she could be lieninng about thaat, silly!

madskittlesftw 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:20

Owned by a two year old? Maybe take her advice I dunno I only comment "...wut" so I mean what do I know?!

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 7 August 2011 21:38

What? Take your time next time.

madskittlesftw 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:20

Owned by a two year old? Maybe take her advice I dunno I only comment "...wut" so I mean what do I know?!

JennaMarie420 2

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:21

Smart little girl haha shes going somewhere in life

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:22

Nah, don't listen to her. Last time I checked, people still suck. The less "friends", the better.

OWNZ 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:24

They grow up so fast...

Serafie 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:32

Someone's bitter.

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:40

It's how I grew up. Less than 1% of the people I've met is a truly good person.

OWNZ 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:35

This app is retarded! that last comment was meant for the first and i tried to say that and it sent that comment down to like 20... Ugghh. No that wasnt meant for your comment.

fatraptorjesus13 9

Monday 8 August 2011 11:39

yeah if you only rely on yourself u can't be disappointed

summerbreeze888 10

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:24

Got told by a 2 year old. FYL

OWNZ 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:28

Darn! It posted to the wrong comment

MangoRico1 1

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:24

Maybe she is on to something.....

Predental 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:25

shouldn't be playing with her friends

upwardSpiral 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:27

OP, Ill be your friend ;)

wannabeperfect1 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:28

Lol. You might want to listen to her. Kids sometimes know what they're talking about

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