Kids: Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's... - FML

By myheart75 - 07/08/2011 09:52 - Australia

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

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sieera00 8

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:15

Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D

eminemchick 19

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:20

forever alone...

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jumpshot23 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:59

Can I be the 2 years old friend??

tjmcg 7

Monday 8 August 2011 7:21

Can you not be a pedophile?

IanMoone3611 12

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:01

Not bad. Out of the mouth of the babes

ConnorBrown36 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:01

I'll be your friend op:)

Mr_Darkside 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:02

Oh dear...

RavenLovesGir 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:07

Kids say the darndest things, don't they? :)

BibzIzBack 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:11

and how dumb did u feel?

fredbill 15

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:11

silly 2 year old

loovemylife 7

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:17

Rejected ;)

LuhDemDinosaurz 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:19

That'll teach you not to steal her stuffed animals.

badactor009 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 20:21

Friends... Another one about friends. Well, the two year old is half right because having friends and them being important in your life is thinking like a two year old. Having a bunch of friends is highly over rated. Friends suck. You are only 18. You'll probably catch on someday. Until then, don't let what a bunch of "friends" think influence you too much. Think for yourself and question everything.

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