Miscellaneous: Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from...

By Crippled - 27/12/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 08:02 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up to find that my parents had replaced my regular alarm clock with a walking one that requires you to get up and find it. The alarm was set to 5:00AM, which would have been fine if it wasn't the weekend. FML

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You deserved it 3 892

By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

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By hungry/grumpy/disabled - 17/07/2022 12:00

Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML

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You deserved it 138

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 16:09 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 024

You deserved it 2 161

By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

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You deserved it 285

By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 336

You deserved it 856

By emperor - 21/07/2009 05:38 - Bangladesh

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML

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You deserved it 30 665

By knee pain - 09/12/2013 19:17 - United States

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

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You deserved it 4 034

By red_headforlife - 28/09/2012 05:34 - United States - Chandler

Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 296

You deserved it 2 540

By norpedo - 17/05/2015 19:32 - United States - Cleveland

Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML

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You deserved it 6 556

medfly 2

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:07

don't use it.

Dont_Explain 3

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:27

Better yet, put it up on a high ledge. "Run ******, run."

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Sarunas23 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:06

i have the same one..(there was a contest for most annoying alarm clock...#1 was this one.

RachelBerry_fml 5

Monday 14 March 2011 11:09

i have it too -- clocky? ugh it annoys the hell outta me

Grimmerie 31

Monday 21 May 2012 9:38

Oh god I love mine! It's so cheerful! Bweep beep boop diddloopy boop bweep.

enough4 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:07

So use it when your ankle heals? God, what a ******* whiner.

tamalama 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:13

buy a hammer.

LaytonexLuke 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:16

Seriously? Is nobody else absolutely AMAZED at the miracle running alarm clock?? D: I want one...

SkaterChic 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 15:39

i want one so much!

DoomJeff91 2

Sunday 27 December 2009 17:22

I was scanning the comments for this. I'm like, "The hell? A running alarm clock, that's awesome. I'd put it on a leash and bring it to parks."

ELLIE37713 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 20:13

I found it! http://www.firebox.com/product/1913/Clocky?aff=1721&__gclid__=&gclid=CO3b7qKp954CFVtn4wodyD8pIw That's pretty cool :0

Jankae 0

Monday 28 December 2009 5:19

i was trying to find the person who said this

monster_tamer 11

Monday 28 December 2009 17:41

I'm thinking of Hogwarts... something Albus Dumbledore would give Severus Snape for christmas and then have it given back to him wrecked and smoking.

wolfpackchick10 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 17:03

Haha...I had to look it up to see what it was. Did anybody else picture this alarm clock that sprouts legs and actually RUNS away from you?? Haha

mystery015 0

Friday 10 September 2010 5:20

I am and I want one too

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 23 July 2015 5:09

76 I did! Haha

phoebatron_ 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:56

Uh, don't hit snooze then? Goddamn. You must have had brain surgery then, too?

n0lovesongs 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 15:02

Hahahaha my friend got one of these the other day--sucks to be you!!! : (

dajohnsays 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 15:50

Dont use it.

moo_with_me 1

Sunday 27 December 2009 15:59

I've seen these...you should be able to take off the wheels. Also, i want one...

QWERTYCommander 5

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:09

And your parents didn't know this? Just unplug the little ****** and take out the batteries until you're better.

adracko 4

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:20

Hahahahha CLOCKY! That's what I got for my brother, just to piss him off.

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